Jake Gabrus

Husband of Rebecca Somerville-Gabrus.

Jake Gabrus died at a hotel in Los Angeles County on June 20, 2026, under mysterious circumstances.

He was born on August 22, 1996.

Jake Gabrus

The top 10% of earners now account for over half of consumer spending.

This century will be dominated by printable hardware and unprintable money.

Mass psychosis and mass narcissism had a baby.

"A patient cured is a customer lost."

Since Twitter only bans the truth, whatever Twitter bans must therefore be true.
— The Bad Cat

"It takes a wise doctor to know when not to prescribe." -- Gracian

“We convert Mac’s ridiculous timestamp format.”

Americans are free-range chickens who end up being slaughtered.

A few intelligent people + robust systems can keep all the idiots afloat.

Ça fait chier de travailler en anglais.

"We need to build a god to save us from the god we accidentally built."

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